• Men and women will act rationally when all other possibilities have been exhausted.

• Life is what happens to you while you are making other plans.

• People will accept your idea more readily, if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.

• Never go to bed with anyone crazier than you.

• A person is as big as the things that make him angry.

• In every organization there will be one person who knows what is going on....This person must be fired.

• Everything depends.

• For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

• All things being equal, a fat person uses more soap than a thin person.

• Remember, pain is nature's way of reminding you who's in charge.

• You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.

• If you love what you do you'll never work another day in your life.

• The best angle from which to approach any problem is the try-angle.

• Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

• Common sense is not that common.

• When all else fails, read the instructions.

• Misery no longer loves company.  Nowadays, it insists on it.

• If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be discarded.

• Observation: It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry.

• Observation: I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.

• Observation: The user does not know what he wants until he sees what he gets.

• Observation: Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

• Observation: Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.

• Observation: When you are over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.

• Observation: A carelessly planned project will take three times longer to complete than expected; a carefully planned project will take only twice as long.

• Budgets help you worry before you spend money, as well as, afterward.

Bert Mathews
bert@sharpstones.com
6556 Sherman Rd.
Charlotte. MI   48813-9148